Don't Be a Salty B Embroidered Iron-On Patch

⭐ 4.9 out of 5 Stars Based on Verified Customer Store Reviews (read below).

$8.00 USD

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The Don't Be a Salty Bitch Embroidered Iron-On Patch is a funny 3 x 3-inch parody of the classic umbrella-toting salt girl, walking through the rain with a trail of spilled salt. Bold white lettering on a deep navy background makes it a standout among sarcastic and funny iron-on patches for adults.

Made with high-density polyester embroidery, a merrowed border, and a heat-seal backing, it's built to hold up on canvas tote bags, denim jackets, and beach bags. It's a cheeky gift for your saltiest friend, a beach bachelorette, or anyone who's spent a summer on the water.

Patch Details

Size: 3 x 3 inches
Colors: White lettering on navy
Construction: High-density polyester embroidery with a merrowed border
Backing: Heat-seal iron-on backing
Application: Iron on, or sew on for a permanent hold

How It Looks on a Tote

Navy and white look sharp on Red, Green, and Solid Pink Boatkin totes. At 3 inches square, it can be the centerpiece of the bag.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this an iron-on patch?

Yes. It has a heat-seal backing, so you can iron it on, or sew it on for a permanent hold.

What is a merrowed border?

It's a thick, overlocked edge stitched around the patch to keep it from fraying.

How do I wash a tote with this patch?

Wash cold, inside out, and air dry so the heat-seal backing stays bonded.

Orders placed by 4PM ET, M-F, ship same day from our studio in Key West's historic Ferdinand Hirsch Cigar Factory. Have a question? Easy text help is a few taps away at (305) 767-3185.

In Stock & Ships Today: Orders in by 4PM ET ship same day (Mon-Fri) from Key West, FL🌴

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Meet the Maker

Coral Strands is a real, independent boutique in Key West, Florida. Karen spent three decades as an advertising executive — starting at Leo Burnett in Chicago — before building a second business from scratch as a caterer featured on Cooking Channel and in Martha Stewart. Every Boatkin is hand-packed in our Key West studio and ships within 24 business hours.

Have a question? Easy text help is a few taps away — reach our Key West team directly at (305) 767-3185.

Planning a group trip? Book a private Custom Tote Decorating Experience for 4 or more and design your own one-of-a-kind Boatkin together.

The Coral Strands Promise

Your Questions Answered: We are a real, independent boutique based in Key West, Florida. Easy text help available at 305-767-3185, or ask about our private Custom Tote Decorating Experience — details under the Classes tab.

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📦 In Stock & Ships Today: Orders placed by 4P ET, Monday–Friday are hand-packed and shipped from Key West, Florida. 🌴

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If you have any questions prior to placing an order, please contact us.

Return Policy - We want you to love your purchase. But if for any reason it’s not the right fit for your style, we are happy to assist with a return for store credit within 7 days of delivery.

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